Comedy Writing
Consume and Laugh. Please.
30–60sec TV Spots — Direct-to-camera/mockumentary style
Honesty Is the Best Policy — Honest Oat Milk
Director/Producer: Alla Volkova
Copywriter: Leighton Howard
Crew & Cast: Sheena McCann, Kellen Witschen, Monika Dovnar, Jared Saroyan Kruger, Corey Millikin, Noah Frassetto, Ethan Ma, Mark Richards, Katie Grigg, Larisa Cuff, Thomas Zenteno, Drew Tekulve, Tim Dolbear, Jessie Andersen, Zach Paul Brown, K.J. Rasheed, Kate McIntyre, Aaron George, Amy Newman, Hannah Parke
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No Grandma Required — Toll House Cookies
GRANDMA: “Save all your bread bags. The day of reckoning is coming and no one will be spared” …
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Transportation Included — Cup of Noodles
MAN: Sighs, looks down at cargo pants with multiple pockets
MAN: In the elevator, camera pans down to…
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Really Flavored — Spindrift Sparkling Water
PERSON 2: “Mangoooo. Some mango…”
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Gimme The Smoulder — WARHEADS Sour Candy
MALE MODEL: Backstage at a fashion show looking into mirror, trying to give a good model face “I just can’t get the face right”…
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No Excuse Needed — Bluebell Ice Cream
MAN: “Why aren’t we milking more animals?” …
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Hamburger Help Me — Hamburger Helper
WOMAN: Looking at husband who just brought home frogs…
Satirical Articles — Written in The Onion Style
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How to Hijack a Plane (Without a Gun)
In a post 9/11 world, it’s hard to make a plane reroute without a dangerous weapon. Here are some threats you can make instead.
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How to Welcome New People to the Neighborhood
Moving to a brand new place can be tough! Here are some ways to make your new neighbors feel welcome.
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How to Be a Good Trip-Sitter
It can be scary for a friend to try a drug for the first time. Here are some things you can say to keep your friend calm while they’re using psychedelics.
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13 Reasons Why Your Wife Left You
Looking for some answers? We’ve got you covered. Please don’t try to call her, this is supposed to be the closure you need.
Satirical News Headlines — Written in SNL’s Weekend Update Style
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A man wearing a “Jesus Saves” shirt during a marathon collapsed just before reaching the finish line, only to be miraculously saved by a nurse named Jesus Bueno.
“Jesus Bueno” is also what Trump said during a visit to a Sunday School in Puerto Rico.
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An Iowa woman died from an explosion last night in what appears to be a gender-reveal party gone wrong
Bystanders were quoted in saying “the explosion was cool, but what gender is red?”
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Research in Britain shows that staring at seagulls can stop them from taking food from your hands.
Unfortunately, the same method of staring does not stop Grandma from saying racist things during Thanksgiving dinner.