No Grandma Required — Toll House Cookies

GRANDDAUGHTER: “My grandma moved in with us this week. And she’s been really great to have around”

GRANDMA: Showing granddaughter how to put sheets on a bed “And fold and tuck here”

GRANDMA: Watching granddaughter clean microwave “Oh honey, use bleach to really give it that clean smell. Makes the food taste better too”

GRANDMA: Dropping food on floor in front of Roomba “good doggy”

GRANDSON: Opening bread bag

GRANDMA: “Save all your bread bags. The day of reckoning is coming and no one will be spared”

GRANDSON: “I don’t know what that means”

GRANDMA: Holding up necklace to granddaughter “Aww. My first husband gave this to me before he went AWOL in Korea. It goes perfectly with your eyes*

GRANDDAUGHTER: Pulls out chair from kitchen table to reveal five eggs in the seat

GRANDMA: “Oh it’s your brother’s turn to keep those warm”

GRANDMA: Pouring very clearly labeled baby powder into mixing bowl while baking “This recipe has been in our family for years”

VO: “Grandmas are great. But somethings, you’re probably better doing yourself. Toll House Cookie Dough. No grandma required”